Roosevelt Rush

Did you know that Franklin Roosevelt was the most EXTREME of all American presidents? He basically invented the X-Games! Relive this completely fictional story with keyboard smashing, rotoscope animation using, extremely limited gameplay experience! Celebrate President's Day... TO THE EXTREME MOUNTAIN DEW MONSTER ENERGY DRINK!
Instructions:1. Press the SPACEBAR as fast as you can.
2. Press the CORRESPONDING KEY when prompted to launch.
3. Get a high score (distance)
action, awesomesauce, epic win, masher, monster, mountain dew, roosevelt, wheelchair, xtreme